Wasting Away In Wrigleyville

I still don't feel recovered.

2012-05-18T22:29:43.112-05:00

I still don't feel recovered.

John, you argued directions with someone who desig...

2012-05-12T09:04:22.068-05:00

John, you argued directions with someone who design maps for a living? Respect.

John, you argued directions with someone who desig...

2012-05-10T17:30:04.436-05:00

John, you argued directions with someone who design maps for a living? Respect.

John, you argued directions with someone who desig...

2012-05-09T18:10:05.419-05:00

John, you argued directions with someone who design maps for a living? Respect.

John, you argued directions with someone who desig...

2012-05-09T18:09:56.552-05:00

John, you argued directions with someone who design maps for a living? Respect.

John you ignorant son of a bitch. You totally got...

2012-05-09T14:09:04.085-05:00

John you ignorant son of a bitch. You totally got our epic exchange about direction all wrong. Well, you were right that you had no idea which direction was correct (I believe you thought south was west and thus wanted to head north on Clark to get to Dags).

I kept trying to explain to you the correct way, all the while continuously stopping innocent passersby having them confirm my correction. Eventually I yelled, "Ask him, he knows! He's on a bike!" The dude on the bike then turned around and reaffirmed what I was trying to tell you.

After all that I had to just concede and walk north until you realized the error of your ways. Being the smug prick that I am I wanted to follow just so I could enjoy the moment.

Respect the stone. That shall be our mantra.

2012-05-08T11:01:24.575-05:00

Respect the stone.

That shall be our mantra.

Love the Blarney Stone. During our first group tri...

2012-05-08T10:40:50.207-05:00

Love the Blarney Stone. During our first group trip since graduating from UT, our group of 8 dudes stayed here for about 3 hours after a Cubs game and got late-night-blackout bombed at around 6-8 p.m.

At one point someone from Iowa ordered us 50 kamikaze shots, I played 11 straight Phil Collins songs and a friend taught two 12-year olds how to play pool, then threw the cue ball at my head.

Dollar shots and dollar hot dogs are a pretty unbeatable combination on the North Side of Chicago.

Respect the Stone.

Got mine!

2012-05-07T13:49:00.222-05:00

Got mine!

Is it a soft tee? I'm not wearing it if its n...

2012-04-27T10:12:10.765-05:00

Is it a soft tee? I'm not wearing it if its not a soft tee. It won't go well with my Angels cap with a straight bill.

It may be time to lock you away for good. Shit, th...

2012-04-12T15:03:20.056-05:00

It may be time to lock you away for good. Shit, they're definitely going to blow this lead now that I've said that.

Holy shit, those look like those Pepsi "Cool ...

2012-04-11T11:01:55.160-05:00

Holy shit, those look like those Pepsi "Cool Cans" they had back in the day. You know the one with the neon sign lettering and if you stacked three cans on top of each other just right they'd spell out "SEX"?

FUCK! Why do I remember pointless shit like that?

Yes, that picture of the burger is the best Cubs-r...

2012-04-10T12:12:27.651-05:00

Yes, that picture of the burger is the best Cubs-related thing I've seen this season, and it made me happy. And yes John, but what I love more is the self-control it took to wait 6+ months to post the back end of the "sun" posts. Art-a-ma-tastic!

I think you mean "ticket whore." I clear...

2012-04-10T10:38:03.123-05:00

I think you mean "ticket whore." I clearly didn't want to pay the street value of up to $4 per seat.

it was a picture of a burger that gave you hope? ...

2012-04-10T10:35:21.692-05:00

it was a picture of a burger that gave you hope?

john being a shill for billy dec?

You like our "sun rises" post? We're...

2012-04-10T07:47:20.312-05:00

You like our "sun rises" post? We're poetic like that.

Pub Crawl, May 12. Mark it.

Yes! After returning home from the game tonight,...

2012-04-09T23:14:57.939-05:00

Yes!

After returning home from the game tonight, whilst trying to decide between the noose and the drano, I remembered to check WAIW. I knew that if I saw that fucking sunset post one more time, it was over. But having caught up on the early season posts - especially this one - hope has returned and I know I can make it through another year! Thanks guys.

Welcome Back!

2012-04-05T09:01:24.146-05:00

Welcome Back!

WOLLLLFIEEEEE! Hey, buddy! Enjoying our up to the ...

2011-12-30T14:58:52.610-06:00

WOLLLLFIEEEEE! Hey, buddy! Enjoying our up to the minute coverage? I promise we'll continue again soon. I just find hot stove rumors more boring than Ayn Rand's erotic fiction.

Hey!

2011-12-30T00:16:10.955-06:00

Hey!

He sucks!

2011-10-29T03:53:06.954-05:00

He sucks!

I just heard and I swear to you, I had the urge to...

2011-08-19T10:40:37.312-05:00

I just heard and I swear to you, I had the urge to dance in the streets! Here's hoping the Ricketts Family makes a smart decision in who they get to replace him.

Oh Happy Day, Cubs fans!

I have a feeling he would have a state-of-the-art ...

2011-08-06T07:59:59.198-05:00

I have a feeling he would have a state-of-the-art suspicious van.
http://suspiciousvan.com/

Old Style is most definitely tasting better than e...

2011-08-02T17:51:30.115-05:00

Old Style is most definitely tasting better than ever. my girlfriend bought me some old style for my birthday, and its the best birthday present ever!!!

PS...the Cubs are 0-3 in games I've attended t...

2011-07-27T08:43:12.815-05:00

PS...the Cubs are 0-3 in games I've attended this season. Awesome.