Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Fresh out of my email inbox. SHIT YES.
For all the people who have harped on Castro's mid-season slump and "lack of focus," I hope they remember that he's that rarest of Cubs - a system product at a premium position. These are the same people that bought Bryan LaHair shirts. They eat paste.
This contract is very, very good news. We find ourselves without the usual amount of cynicism to apply. That'll probably change after the game tonight, but for now: JOY!
Nintendo! Malort! Crawling! These are a few of our favorite things. They can be yours as well, with the simple purchase of this shirt. Timeline's tight on this one folks, so don't delay, as you need to get the order in by Friday. EARLY. What? Haven't you looked at the posting frequency? We're lazy.