Announcing the 2012 WAIW Koozie, Mofos

Friday, May 4, 2012

Announcing the 2012 WAIW Koozie, Mofos

. Friday, May 4, 2012

For the fifth time since 2008, your baseball season is about to get a whole lot better. By working again with top beer-coldening scientists and utilizing the graphic design skills of an extremely generous friend of WAIW, we have created the greatest thing to grace your back pocket since you accidentally sat on your In N Out burger. Made of sexy, temperature-regulating neoprene, these blog-pimping koozies come to YOU, the customer, at not a penny over what it takes to print them, ship them out, and buy our designer some much-deserved beer. It's the greatest value of the Willenium.

Following the popularity of our last four model year koozies, we're decided to solicit endrosements from some of the biggest names to come through Addison and Clark. The feedback was astonishing.

"I never knew something like this could exist. No really, I didn't. I was homeschooled. It's kind of a sad story, actually." 
Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown

"I heartily endorse this product. There, now will you get the hell out of my bathroom?"
- Rick Sutcliffe

"[17 minute racist tirade]"
 - Cap Anson

"Thank you, WAIW, for being a friend."
- Estelle Getty (Ghost Version)

There you have it. If you want to join these illustrious Cubs legends, all it'll set you back is a slim $5 bill. And hell, that's Internet money. You won't even see Abraham Lincoln ever leave your wallet. A miniscule price to pay for cold beer while you're cursing the bullpen. Buy now!


Russhole said...

Got mine!