2014 Beer Price Guide
Let's face it, they gouge you in Wrigleyville. Here is your official source of beer prices, containing only beers we have drank at bars we have drank them at.
Revolution Anti-Hero $6
Miller Lite (16 oz) $6
312 Wheat $3
312 Pale Ale $3
The Illinois $6
Old Style $2
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Friday, May 4, 2012
Posted by John at 6:57 PM . Friday, May 4, 2012
For the fifth time since 2008, your baseball season is about to get a whole lot better. By working again with top beer-coldening scientists and utilizing the graphic design skills of an extremely generous friend of WAIW, we have created the greatest thing to grace your back pocket since you accidentally sat on your In N Out burger. Made of sexy, temperature-regulating neoprene, these blog-pimping koozies come to YOU, the customer, at not a penny over what it takes to print them, ship them out, and buy our designer some much-deserved beer. It's the greatest value of the Willenium.
Following the popularity of our last four model year koozies, we're decided to solicit endrosements from some of the biggest names to come through Addison and Clark. The feedback was astonishing.
"I never knew something like this could exist. No really, I didn't. I was homeschooled. It's kind of a sad story, actually."
- Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown
"I heartily endorse this product. There, now will you get the hell out of my bathroom?"
- Rick Sutcliffe
"[17 minute racist tirade]"
- Cap Anson
"Thank you, WAIW, for being a friend."
- Estelle Getty (Ghost Version)
There you have it. If you want to join these illustrious Cubs legends, all it'll set you back is a slim $5 bill. And hell, that's Internet money. You won't even see Abraham Lincoln ever leave your wallet. A miniscule price to pay for cold beer while you're cursing the bullpen. Buy now!
WAIW 6th Annual Pub Crawl Shirts
Nintendo! Malort! Crawling! These are a few of our favorite things. They can be yours as well, with the simple purchase of this shirt. Timeline's tight on this one folks, so don't delay, as you need to get the order in by Friday. EARLY. What? Haven't you looked at the posting frequency? We're lazy.
Looking to buy? You are too late, sucka!