"Coach said he'd buy us ice cream!"
The Pirates went from first place to 7 games back in less than two weeks. Ouch. They also got swept by the Cubs, losing a 6-4 lead in the 8th inning of a save-face game. Double ouch.
But that's not the biggest concern of Pittsburghers today. No, they're still on the lookout for a local man accused of luring PNC Park-area children into his rusted van with bags of candy. If only we had some sort of clue: