"You, sir, are a fuck."
I took an evening last night to settle in and watch the entire game on my living room TV. Usually it's a game on the radio while making dinner or on the small bedroom TV while writing or folding laundry. But last night, I was going to do it up right.
Should have known better.
After a promising start - a 4-1 lead and the wind blowing - Casey Coleman gave up FIVE FUCKING HITS in a row. Then Justin Berg came in and Neal Cotts'd a couple more in with his complete inability to hit the zone. Then James Russell, who sucks marginally less than the other two, to give up only one run and complete the shit sandwich. Awful. Just fucking awful. This is why I've taken to doing productive things whilst our Boys in Blue are playing baseball.
But hey, not all bad. We did get this gem:
No sarcasm, I just find this incredibly charming.