Getting Married - Back Later

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Getting Married - Back Later

. Wednesday, August 18, 2010



Ladies and gentlemen of the WAIW Board of Directors, I must ask for a brief respite from covering this soul-crushingly depressing team. On Friday, I will be a married man. I will clinch, in the parlance of our blog. After that, I will be a married man vacationing in the sun-lit Caribbean. Life is hard.

Anyway, today's the bachelor party, and from there it's pretty non-stop. Perhaps Steve will swing by to entertain you, but you'll have to circle "30" on the calendar and put increasingly shaky X-es over the preceding numbers as time grinds crushingly on. Only then shall I make my triumphant return.

How am I celebrating this momentous event? Why, with a Cubs game, of course. If you're in the neighborhood today or tonight, just look for the drunk guy in the Cubs hat. Oh, wait ...

5 comments:

Bree said...

congratulations on clinching the matrimonial title!! please tell derrek lee that i love him, and will miss him dearly.

Jen said...

Congratulations John & soon to be Mrs. John!!! May your marriage be full of many years that are nothing like the one this soul-crushing sack of shit team is having.

Jay said...

Congrats John! Before you know it you'll have your 10-and-5 rights and the Mrs. won't be able to get rid of you...

KD said...

Congrats John! Very happy for you both and may the Cubs not suck on your wedding day.....aw, who are we kidding? Maybe they'll suck a little less for your big day!

wolfie said...

Congrats guys!