Haven't had a good levitating bat joke in awhile. Hey! Umm ... look at that levitating bat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seven in a row. Well shit. There's part of me that's in deep existential pain. Then there's that other part of me that is starting to root for a truly legendary losing streak to highlight for everyone else the success of the Ricketts' "If it's broke, don't fix it" plan. Fuck, I'd watch us lose 10 more in a row if it would mean a guarantee that the smarmy safari-clad fucks in ownership would regret that ridiculous Mastercard Pre-Sale for even a second. I mean, it's not like there's anything else to distract me - you know, like playoff baseball.
Soriano can't roll back over on his own. If you don't flip him back over, he dies in the sun.
On the plus side, an individual known as Thomas Diamond (International Art Thief) had a pretty decent game for a AAA-er. 7 innings, 10 Ks, and 122 pitches wasn't bad at all. He took the loss, but a lot of people on the Cubs have been doing that lately. Castro's hitting has raised his average to .309, and I'm considering nicknaming him "Rare Bright Spot." Sure could use a win one of these days, though. Should we lose the remaining two to the Brewers, I'll be in the catbird seat for the attempted 10th loss in a row on Friday. I mean, why not? Rejoice in victory, wallow in defeat. And I plan to wallow the shit out of the rest of this year.
2014 Beer Price Guide
Let's face it, they gouge you in Wrigleyville. Here is your official source of beer prices, containing only beers we have drank at bars we have drank them at.
Revolution Anti-Hero $6
Miller Lite (16 oz) $6
312 Wheat $3
312 Pale Ale $3
The Illinois $6
Old Style $2
We Were There!
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WAIW 6th Annual Pub Crawl Shirts
Nintendo! Malort! Crawling! These are a few of our favorite things. They can be yours as well, with the simple purchase of this shirt. Timeline's tight on this one folks, so don't delay, as you need to get the order in by Friday. EARLY. What? Haven't you looked at the posting frequency? We're lazy.
Looking to buy? You are too late, sucka!