Joey Votto: Douchebag.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Joey Votto: Douchebag.

. Thursday, July 15, 2010

Name: Joey Votto
Interests: Date-rape, NASCAR, Hangin with my brahs

Back in my collegiate days, I would use my free hosting powers to celebrate a Douche of the Week. Said "DOTW" would mostly be fellow student that participated in some douchey event over the week or even Steve Bartman (thanks Internet archives!) Well, dear readers, if this site was still going on, you best believe Joey Votto would take it by a landslide. Via Yahoo via ESPN:

"I don't like the Cubs," Votto said. "And I'm not going to pat anybody with a Cubs uniform on the back. But because he made that really cool play, it turned out to be a really cool experience. I'm really glad we got the win today."

Not only that, he refused to say anything to Byrd after this play that potentially won the game for the NL. This should just give us more reason to hate the Reds. Alas, all will be forgiven as the collapse around mid-August. We all know it's coming, but it's cute that they believe. Never forget, Dusty is their manager.

I spent $350 on this shirt, brah!

Joey Votto: Douchebag.


KD said...

Did Votto score that sweet ass shirt from the Ryan Braun collection?

Total douchebag.

J.J. said...

KD - that totally looks like a Braun shirt! ha!

John said...

Not enough skulls or Virgin Mary iconography for a Braun shirt. Trust us, we're experts.

KD said...

Agreed John. But is is equally as douchy. :)

Matt said...

Yep, douchebag MVP. Suck it, Cubbies.

Anonymous said...

Being a great player doesn't give you the right to be a douchebag. Hear that Bryce Harper?