Cubs Media Monday: Shocking!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Cubs Media Monday: Shocking!

. Monday, July 19, 2010

Our Boys in Blue took a 4-game series from the defending NL champs, and could have swept were it not for the Teflon glove to Geovany Soto. They had a good weekend. This guy, at a Daytona Cubs game - he did not.



Next month, he'll be getting tased in Tennessee. Then, should he perform well there, he'll be getting pepper sprayed in Iowa. A great start to fulfilling this great fan's dream of getting truncheoned by Chicago's finest. Keep drinking, good sir! Don't let things like "dignity" or "self-esteem" get in your way. Reach for the stars - or, rather, involuntarily clutch in their general direction while absorbing 50,000 volts through your company-issued polo shirt and prodigious beer gut.

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