Remember last week's Awesome Dawson Kersplosion? Probably not as much as you remember Dan Roan's hideous shirt. I bet that thing still keeps you screaming awake in the dark, black hours before dawn, cursing a universe that would unleash such a thing on a vulnerable world where truly, if God exists, he is cruel and indifferent ... um, but anyway, how about another Andre Dawson video? Given that we've showed you his terrifying side, we figured it'd be good to go back to the good old Andre we've all loved as kids.
Oh, and drive Chevy, or something. I'm still a little lost on that part.