Pirates 3 - Cubs 2: Jarmillo Wept

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Pirates 3 - Cubs 2: Jarmillo Wept

. Wednesday, May 5, 2010



Aw, maaaan. We lost to Douchey McPukkashell?

Well, that was just awful. Aside from Robot Soriano and Soto's solo home runs, last evening's offensive performance was what is technically referred to as a crap sandwich. It got to the point where you'd assume the Cubs could get a base hit with men in scoring position just because of the law of averages. But no, the godforsaken game saw the Cubs go 0-7 with potential runs in place. That is awful.



All Japanese fear the fist of Derrek Lee.

It's a shame to waste yet another good start by Ryan Dempster. It wasn't legendary stuff, but it was a quality deep start on the road. And we fucked it up baaaad. Is there anything more depressing than all the offense coming from solo home runs? I don't remember winning a whole lot of games that way.



Offense. Almost all of it.

One last depressing fact? Ryan Dempster had two hits last night - more than Nady, Baker, Soriano, and (ugh) A-Ram. Good thing we switched hitting coaches.

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