Steve is off at the game right now - lucky son of a bitch. If you'd like to know the current state of Cubs bandwagondom, then be informed that Steve was able to score 400-level tickets (possibly the best seats in the park) for less than $10. Hell, he was considering buying two for the extra room last I spoke with him. RIP pink-hatted bandwagoners. We will not miss you.
As for the media, I'm straight up lifting this from Deadspin, who lifted it from NYMag. Fuck and yes, this is an amazing video.
Vaya con Dios, Optimus Prime. As of press time, the Cubs and Dodgers are tied at 0. I really hope we take this series. Go Cubs Go!