Not from last night, but fitting.
The Cubs lost - again - to the New York Mets last night. And holy shit was it bad. Let's look at the numbers:
Carlos Zambrano - 6.0 IP, 6H, 2R, 3BB, 9K, L (1-2)
Jeff Gray - 1.0 IP, 1H, 0R
John Grabow - 1.0IP, 2H, 2R, 1BB, 1HR
It existed. [Citation Needed]