Doubleheader Recap: The Motherfuckin Pirates?

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Doubleheader Recap: The Motherfuckin Pirates?

. Thursday, October 1, 2009



Aaron Miles earned his job with the Cubs by affecting that posture directly in front of Jim Hendry. Yes, I know it's Sam Fuld, but I don't want to accuse Sam Fuld of blowing Jim Hendry, now do I?

Seriously?


Fucking seriously?


I always thought the whole "Play For Pride" thing was just some stupid shit they put on the back of shirts for shitty high school football teams, on part in stupidity with "Pain Is Just Weakness Leaving the Body." And perhaps I'll stick to that conviction. But how about we have a nod toward the "Play For Not Losing To the Cocksucking Motherfucking Piratse" ethos? How about we don't lose both games of a doubleheader to them? COCK!



Whyyyy? Why didn't we know that playing Micah Hoffpauir in the outfield would lead to tragedy?

Today, we've got Jeff Samardzija on the mound as we try (and fail) to salvage the split. Yes, that's right, I just said we're playing for the split against the Pirates today. THE SPLIT. WITH THE PIRATES. TEE HEEEE HEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


DANCE WITH ME! DANCE THE DANCE OF INSANITY! BOOP DE DOOO DA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 comments:

Ginger Russ said...

John, are you okay? The season is over remember? Don't take it too hard, there's always Spring Training. Now if that get's moved to Florida, then you can freak out.