Forgetting Sean Marshall

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Forgetting Sean Marshall

. Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Hanging is head like he hangs his fastball

This game sucked. It sucked from the first inning, when shark-face gave up 2 triples. It sucked when the Phillies put up 8 runs in an inning. It sucked when a douchbag in the bleachers decided to show everyone why Cubs fans are assholes. It sucks that I am writing a recap about how much it sucked while the sucky game is still going on. It sucks that the Cardinals keep winning. In the words of Homer Simpson: That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

More sucks, after the jump.





38 year-old Pedro Martinez beats down the Cubs, despite a crippling case of rheumatoid arthritis

The game has officially ended. 12-5 with none of those runs except the first one meaning anything. I really don't even want to talk about the game. In fact, the only thing to brighten my spirits was the Simpson's quote. Therefore, I present to you the Stonecutter's song, to calm those jangled nerves:





4 comments:

Bree said...

you guys are my favorite sucky cubs blog :)

wolfie said...

#@$%@#$!$!%@#!$$!%#@!$#%#@$%!@#$@#!%!@#%$!@# pirates come to town on friday :)

Julie said...

This game sucked. It sucked from the first inning,
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Steve said...

bree - i suppose we will take that as a compliment?!

wolfie - let's keep the language clean around here.

julie - sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked. we are in agreement.