Crimes Against Commerce Wednesday: Happy Birthday, Steve

In lieu of my usual Crimes Against Commerce observations, I just want to point out that all the work of the greatest intellects in history has led up to this. Someone had to invent fucking math, then computing machines, then make them affordable to the everyday gent, then make them portable. All so that I could send these birthday wishes. America, Fuck Yeah!

And please join me in wishing a happy birthday to Steve. 26 years of suffering, if I recall correctly.