Bye Bye B.J. - And All the Jokes We Had Planned

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Bye Bye B.J. - And All the Jokes We Had Planned

. Wednesday, August 5, 2009

BJ gives HJ

Today, B.J. Ryan asked to be released because his velocity wasn't what he wanted it to be (and, as everyone knows, a B.J. needs to be at the right speed). This, of course, throws a wrench until the many headlines and puns we here at WAIW had planned. So, I am going to throw out a couple now. Feel free to add any gems that you can think of, as we will be unable to make such jokes for the remainder of the season (at least not until we sign Anal Rodgers, Catcher).

- B.J. Leaves Us Wanting More

- B.J.'s Performance Tough to Swallow

- All We Wanted Was a B.J. that Could Finish

- B.J. As Disappointing As an HJ

- Best B.J. EVER!

AND MY CROWN JEWEL:

- Cubs seeing Reds, settle for B.J.


7 comments:

Sam said...

took me a while to get that last one

Steve said...

that's what happens when you are still in high school.

Mitch said...

SAM! STEVE!

I do have to admit some of them were funny. Most of them.

Mitch

Steve said...

mitch - those are GOLD! what do you mean "most of them"?!?!

Mitch said...

Ok, almost all of them.

John said...

Well, I can never run for Congress now.

Steve said...

I believe:

"THIRTEEN HUNDRED COCK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS?!?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

wasn't go to help your cause anyway.