For the second time in as many years, the WAIW company picnic was held at the Jimmy Buffett concert at Toyota Park on Saturday. Your intrepid author, as pictured above, donned an apron, because I am so manly that if I don't tone it down a little with the Hausfrau accessory, your eyeballs might explode. Steve expressed his masculinity in a different manner.
I've just received word that we're in the running for the title of "Whitest Guys Ever." Once Steve gets his CPA certification, we're sure to run away with it. Anyhow, this annual company picnic/tailgate/drinkstravaganza coincided with our 500th post. Just think, we've now wasted measurable hours of your life that you can never get back. You're welcome.
Ladies and gents of the WAIW bretheren, we would like to take this opportunity to thank you for reading this blog despite our refusal to copy edit, ramble less, or cut down on our generous use of the word fuck. Your participation is often the best part of weeks where we pick up 1 win. Misery, after all, loves company. So keep reading, and we'll keep looking for excuses to use phrases like "Thunderdouche," "Fuckface," and "Clown Sex." It's the best thing for both of us.
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8 comments:
congrats! i love it all.
Virtual tip of the hat from the Ted Lilly Fan Club...nothing like celebrating the 500th post while contemplating whether you and someone should get drunk and/or screw.
I think "fuckface" is one of the most under-rated words in the English language. I say, use it more! Here's a sample sentence: "I hate the fuckface Cardinals". See? GREAT word!
Congrats on your 500th post. May there be 500 more....oh and Steve, nice hat. :)
Congrats on 500 posts! Please never stop using Thunderdouche, that is a terrific word that very aptly describes many people, Kevin Gregg among them.
never could a greater thing happen to a couple of monkeys asses
Congratulations on 500, I think I have read every post! The very creative vocabulary words are fun however I am not often able to use them in my daily life. Don't want to get that note from the Catholic school principal starting with Dear Mrs. ........
Keep up the writing, you have made a Cubs fan out of me!
congrats fells, keep up the great work! i think your use of the word fuck is great. use it more often!
that should have been fellas, but i can't type.
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