Indulge me. And please, watch until at least the 1:14 mark in Act IV.
Act I
Zambrano: I have pitched a good game, because yo soy un hombre gigantico! Here, fellow teammates, feast off of the riches of my start. Great job, up-and-down reliever Carlos Marmol! Now we just need someone to close out this glorious win.
Act II
Gregg: Allow me! These glasses allow me to see into the future.
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The future keeps calling me a dork and hurting my feelings. Now for a fastball across the plate.
Act III
Gregg: Well, fartsicles
Act IV
Narrator: And yea, the Cubs fans were displeased, and commenced to freak the fuck out.
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5 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!! That was fantastic. Thank you.
Should have put a NSFW label on that, my co-workers thought I was watching some sorta kiddie porn when he stripped.
Hilarious!
the real question is - how did all his clothes come off?!
let's not question it. it just IS.
Freak out boy, you put choreography to the thoughts in my head at the site of that home run.
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