Kevin Greggodammit!: A Short, 4 Act Play

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Kevin Greggodammit!: A Short, 4 Act Play

. Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Indulge me. And please, watch until at least the 1:14 mark in Act IV.

Act I



Zambrano: I have pitched a good game, because yo soy un hombre gigantico! Here, fellow teammates, feast off of the riches of my start. Great job, up-and-down reliever Carlos Marmol! Now we just need someone to close out this glorious win.

Act II



Gregg: Allow me! These glasses allow me to see into the future.

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The future keeps calling me a dork and hurting my feelings. Now for a fastball across the plate.

Act III




Gregg: Well, fartsicles

Act IV

Narrator: And yea, the Cubs fans were displeased, and commenced to freak the fuck out.


5 comments:

KD said...

LMAO!!!!!!! That was fantastic. Thank you.

Ginger Russ said...

Should have put a NSFW label on that, my co-workers thought I was watching some sorta kiddie porn when he stripped.

Hilarious!

Steve said...

the real question is - how did all his clothes come off?!

KD said...

let's not question it. it just IS.

wolfie said...

Freak out boy, you put choreography to the thoughts in my head at the site of that home run.