WAIW Releases Greatest Koozie Ever

Friday, April 24, 2009

WAIW Releases Greatest Koozie Ever

. Friday, April 24, 2009

Beer has been so good to Cubs fans - doesn't yours deserve to be pampered in a cradle of soothing neoprene? Whether you drink Old Style, Goose Island, or even some hipster reformulation of PBR, the 2009 Wasting Away in Wrigleyville koozie will keep both you and your canned/bottled beverage of choice cool.

As I've stated before, four formative years in the South has imbued me with a love for insulating beer holders (as well as pulled pork, Tennessee football, and Waffle House). I have scoured the globe, studying the ancient and holy art of koozie design. And I believe that in a battle of liquid-related, multimedia-shilled products, the WAIW koozie will kick the ass of the Shamwow. But as we all know, the Shamwow guy only fights hookers.

As always, these koozies are made of the finest neoprene, a veritable wetsuit for your beer. It keeps the beer cold and the hand comfortable. The design, by WAIW design mercenary Lori, is an original piece of kickass inspired by the ever-awesome early-1900 team look.

How much would you pay for this limited-edition Valhalla for beer? $50? $100? $500? Then you have serious money management issues, and are most likely already drunk. We're letting each of these veritable works of art go for $5 apiece, and what the hell, we'll also throw in free shipping. So order them today - we will ship this anywhere that men dare to tread.

(Note: For Mike's Hard Lemonade/Smirnoff Ice-compatible model, click here)