A Couple of Things

Thursday, April 23, 2009

A Couple of Things

. Thursday, April 23, 2009

Despite a Cubs loss, Wednesday brought its own share of excellent experiences. On the way to the game from Bernie's, we were asked for something like the 100th time if we needed or had tickets. But this wasn't just any run of the mill experience. Oh no. You see, the man who was looking to make some extra cash from ticket sales was none other than Steven Motherfuckin' Segal. Check it out after the jump.

When we said we didn't want any tickets, he gave us a speech about how corporations were raping the Alaskan wilderness, then punched a bystander in the throat. Classic Segal.

As usual, the stands were absolutely packed for this divisional series - with a couple of notable exceptions.

If you're going to overpay so you don't have to get to the bleachers early, then at least show up

Lord Chestwick Worthington Chadsworthy was sadly unable to attend the sporting match

And finally, the view that Steve absolutely had to take.

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