Reed Johnson Wants to Sell You Paper Towels, Lumber

A little light on the news lately, so to pseudo-interesting things we turn. Here is a picture of centerfielder/facial hair enthusiast Reed Johnson.




Now here is a picture of a statue of a certain famous mythical lumberjack in Bangor, Maine

Now you know I don't believe in curses, but I'll have to reconsider if we can't take the Series in 2009 with Paul Friggin' Bunyan on the team.