What the Fuck, Dairy Queen?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

What the Fuck, Dairy Queen?

. Thursday, October 30, 2008

Let's say you're the manager of a Southport-area Dairy Queen. The area is relatively upscale, whiter than Wonder Bread, and located within reasonable walking distance of the Friendly Confines. Clearly, you're going to see a lot of Cubs fan traffic. So you figure hey, let's throw up a token tribute to a Chicago Cubs legend. But you don't want to spend too much money. Your solution? Novelty street sign. No way to fuck that up, right? Behold:

To echo the headline, what the fuck, Dairy Queen? I like your Heath bar Blizzards and your reasonably priced food, but this is shit. You have made the corner of Southport and Grace into the corner of Dumbass and Fail with your misspelled dumbfuckery. What would Cubs legends Ryan Sandberg and Shawn Duston think of you? Idiots.

1 comments:

J.J. said...

Derry Queen is a big dumb-ass douche.