Poll Results: Rob Drake is the Devil

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Poll Results: Rob Drake is the Devil

. Tuesday, August 5, 2008

When asked who the best closer in baseball was, Rob Drake responded "Only Jesus can save."

The poll results are in, and you would rather be stuck on a Ferris Wheel with Jon Miller and Joe Morgan than WAIW public enemy #1 Rob Drake. I can see why. He would probably spend the time trying to promote his blog, greasing his hair, and converting your heathen soul. Oh, and I recently uncovered that he has a passion for show tunes.

I can picture it now. High a top the carnival, no where to go. Rob Drake sitting across from you, singing "Go, Go, Joseph" while stroking his mane. You made the right decision, dear reader.

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