Pop Quiz: Major League Umpire, or Major League Porn Star?

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Pop Quiz: Major League Umpire, or Major League Porn Star?

. Tuesday, July 1, 2008


For some reason, Johnny Jackass the Bible-Thumper (Rob Drake) had me thinking a lot about umpires the other day. Specifically, how some talentless minor league hack with a clear agenda can be allowed to preside over a series between to rival clubs. While looking seriously into the practice of umpiring, my train of thought took a detour when I noticed a lot of umpires had porn-y names. Maybe it's just me. Test yourself with this fun quiz below and leave your answers in the comment section. Umpire or pornstar? Winner gets one of our snazzy WAIW stickers. No cheating!

1. Derryl Cousins

2. Larry Poncino

3. Scott Styles

4. Rod Fontana

5. Phil Cuzzi

6. Ed Powers

7. Alfonso Marquez

8. Kostas Gousgounis

9. Laz Diaz

10. Jerry Layne


4 comments:

cubbieblue2 said...

Rob Drake falls in the porn star category except - ick - who would want to watch THAT? In fact, put the whole list on the porn star side. There have been more bad calls this year than on the Exxon-Mobile complaint line. Are all of the Umps from the little league series? Or just the one's that are assigned to the Cubs games?

Jen said...

I'm almost 99% sure that after the conclusion of the Cubs game last night the Guide showed, "Go Long: Fifth Base" starring Phil Cuzzi and Alfonso Marquez. Special Guest Appearance: Randy Johnson.

John said...

FIFTH base? That must be some freaky stuff.

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